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How to Tell You Are in a Bad Italian Restaurant

How to Tell You Are in a Bad Italian Restaurant

Follow these tips to avoid watery pools of marinara and rubbery calamari.

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Danny Palumbo
Sep 12, 2023
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Heyo!

You might remember a few weeks back that I wrote about the virtues of hot dogs and wine. Well, Sunday I needed a quick comfort meal, so I decided to whip up a Chilean completo and pour a glass of dry rose.

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