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Heyoooo!

I’m reporting live with a case of diverticulitis.

I don’t really know what diverticulitis is, and I don’t much care to learn, either. All I know is that I’m on antibiotics and a liquid diet. Did you know that you simply can’t drink most foods? Never once have I successfully “drank” a cheeseburger or “slurped” a Cobb salad. This sucks, man. I jus…