the best things I ate in Detroit last week

a breakfast pita, a lobster roll, and mac & cheese with caramelized onions.

Happy Monday after Easter! Jesus has risen, and now he’s dead again, because God has abandoned us all. Amen.

Over the weekend, I had another column published with Slate, this one about whether or not you should be weighing your eggs. Writing it kind of sent me into a mental tailspin. Let me explain…

I’ve had a strange relationship with food lately. In Dec…